On Saturday, Mummy bringed home a plate of kookies frum our nice neybor, Lori. They were sum deelishus peenut butter kookies and sum pumkin kookies wif yummy creem cheese frosting, or so I am tolled.
Mummy put the kookies on the kichen counter and went upstares fer jest a minute. When she came back, the plate and foil were on the kichen floor and all of the kookies were gone!
Jest a plate and sum foil, no kookies
Naturally, Mummy blamed me fer steeling the kookies. Oh, the outradge! Oh, the injustiss!
In order to klear my gud name, I put my sniffer to werk and investigated the scene of the krime.
Wut's this?
There wuz crumbs.
No self respecting dawg wood steel kookies and leeve crumbs as evidunce, so I followed the trail of crumbs to the kabinet next to Mummy’s dish washing masheen.
Sumthang smells funny
Yoo will not beleeve wut wuz hiding inside Mummy’s kabinet….
Elf dawgs!
Sum elf dawgs wut look like me and sum of my online dawg frends!
Unfortchewnately, my Mummy could not see the elf dawgs, so I wuz still in big puppy dawg trubble becuz Mummy thinked that I eated all of the kookies.
The elf dawgs sed they wood put in a gud word with Santy Paws in kase Mummy getted me coal fer Chrismas this yeer
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hello luda its dennis the vizsla dog hay hmmm this luks like the wurk of ninja hedjhogs to me i think the elf dogs mite hav ben set up to tayk the fall!!! ok bye
Ruh roh Luda…yoos in trubble!
did i ever tell u da time i ayte THREE whole cadberry kreem eggs, inkluding da foil wrappers!?!?!
dang, they wuz good
oh, if my mummy readz this, i stand by my previus testimonee dat it wuzn’t me
yer pal
sketcher
You were setup by those elf dogs for sure. Of course you would never leave crumbs. Too bad you didn’t eat the foil. It would have given you most festive poops.
Slobbers,
Mango