Wurdless Wednesday – At last!

Happy Howl-O-Ween!

Ghosts and Goblins! Spooky!

These are the pumkins wut my Daddy karved us fer Howl-O-Ween.  As yoo see, Daddy is a master pumkin karver.

 

My Bad Puppy Dawg Day

Well, on the day called Munday I had a bad puppy dawg day.  I wuz so traumatized that I could not bring myself to tell yoo abowt it until now.   First, my Mummy took me fer a ride in the kar.  Yoo mite be thanking, “Hey, Luda, wut’z so bad abowt goin fer a ride in the kar?”  Well, I will tell yoo.  Mummy did not take me ennyware that is fun fer dawgs.  She taked me to the v-e-t.

Mummy sez that I hav been way too itchy fer way too long, and that I am making baldie spotz and owwies on myself.  She also sez that my itchies are driving her crazy!  Mummy has tried everythang she can think of to git rid of my itchies.  She getted me sum speshull supplimints, speshull foodies, these littel pink pills called Benny Drills, itchy spray and speshull shampoo.  Nuthing werked.

Now, I thank that my itchies are not so bad, as yoo will see frum this photographik evidunce.

No baldie spots or owwies here!

Then too add insult to injoory, wen Mummy bringed me home frum the v-e-t, she gived me a bath with sum new speshull shampoo wut makes me smel like froot.  Everybuddy knows that boy dawgs are not supposed to smell like froot!

Not happy abowt my bath

Will yoo let me owt of here alreddy?

After my bath, I gived my Mummy the cold shoulder.

Not talking too yoo, Mummy

Wurdless Wednesday – Head Rest

A Hole Lot of Nuthin Goin On

As yoo can see, there is a hole lot of nuthin goin on here at my blog.  My lazy mummy setted it up fer me in a munth called April, and she has done nuthin with it since then.  Mummy sez she is bizzy, but the truth is that my mummy is escared of cumputers.  In fact, ennythang that has to do with technologee makes her eyes glaze over.  She had better git with the program because I am missing owt on too much fun.  If she dosen’t, I might have to sakrifice another zipper on her pillows on the cowch.